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NaNo Day 7

Posted By on November 7, 2011

Hello people.  Well, hello me, as I don’t think anyone reads these posts – which is fine, because I will laugh and point fingers once I make it as a published author, and you will all come along and say, “Man, I wish I would have followed along with Paul when he was writing his first novel.”

Yeah, ok.  That was lame, but I would still like to be read by someone.

I just finished up with my writing for the day, and I laid down 2,695 words.  I could have kept going, but I need to get dinner started.  being an unemployed loser, I have to pull my weight around here, so I cook all the dinners.  Well, most of the dinners.  The wife will cook once in a while.

So, yeah, 2,695 words today, to bring my grand total word count up to 11,846.  NaNo’s goal for today was 11,669, and my personal goal for today was 11,375.  I am about 24% through to my 50,000 word goal.  I feel I am about 10% into my book, so that figures about right.

My goal for tomorrow, is to finish up the bar scene and get through the acceptance scene and move towards shipping the kids off. I would like to get into the training scene be the end of the week, and I would also like to continue finishing ahead of my daily goal be a few hundred words to build in a bit of a cushion.  Here’s to more meaning verbiage tomorrow!

NaNo Day 4

Posted By on November 4, 2011

As I expected, today did go much better.  I just past my to-date word count goal and am ahead by a whopping 113 words!  Time to celebrate!  Ok, maybe not.

Anyway, my totals are 2,515 words today, and 9,213/50,000 or about 18%.  if I were staying with Nano’s daily goal of 1,667, I should be at 6,668.  It’s nice to know that I am more than 2,500 beyond that.  And, if I write over the weekend, which the weather looks like it will make me, I should be really ahead of the game.

Today, the writing seemed to flow pretty well.  I got most of the writing done a bit earlier, and was averaging about 21 words a minute.  Emails, and keyboard malfunctions dropped that down a bit, but it’s all good.  My goal was to be done with my daily writing by 1:45, and it’s about 2:00 now, so all is good.  I may even write more this afternoon.  Kiddo has to be back at school tonight at 4:45 and the wife gets home around 6:00.  I will probably write a bit before taking kiddo up and maybe run an errand or two before the wife gets home.

So far, I am still behind my best performance of a few years ago of some 18,000 words, and I should surpass that by Thursday next week.  Here’s to hoping I can finish this year!

NaNo Day 3

Posted By on November 3, 2011

Today, I decided to do something a bit different.  I recorded my Youtube vlog this morning before I wrote, and then updated my blog here afterwards.  I think I will continue on that approach until I decide that something different makes sense.

So, yesterday, I started the day at 0 words, and finished at 4,003.  I was playing make up for missing the first day, and still missed my target by about 500 words.  Today, i had a really crumby start and really didn’t get to laying down words until after 1:00.  Once I got rolling, I wrote almost straight through to 2:10 to go get kiddo.  Once home, I wrote from about 3:30 until about 5:30 and finished up with 2,695 for the day.  I am ahead of the NaNo goal of 1,667 words per day, but am a few hundred behind my personal goal of 2,275 words per day.  My 3 day word count is 6,698/50,000 or about 13%.

What surprised me today, was the time it was taking to get started and the time while writing.  I knew the time to get rolling would be what it was, but once rolling, I thought I would be writing at a much better pace.  I think that in all actuality, I was writing at about 15 words a minute.  I guess that is really not as bad as I thought it was now that I put some math behind it.  I will just have to figure out how to get rolling a bit faster from here on out.

NaNo Day 2

Posted By on November 2, 2011

So, day one’s word count ended up a big goose egg.  I was planning on writing after I got my project finished up and mailed out.  That was about 5:ish,and after getting cleaned up around the shop, I was out of time.

It is now 9:05 a.m. on November 2nd.  I have 0/50,000 completed, which is 0%.  Target goal for end of today is 4,550/50,000 or about 9%.

In order for me to get on track, I need to write a bunch today.  Good thing it snowed last and night and is still snowing.  I have nothing to do outside, but maybe shovel again.  Kiddo is at school until 8:ish tonight, and the wife is at work until 6:ish.  That effectively leaves me some 9 hours to get some writing done.  Obviously, take away from that time to fix/eat lunch, clean a bit, shovel snow, and various other ‘around the house’ things and I should still have a good 5 to 6 hours for working on book.  at 5 hours, I should be able to bang out about 6,000 words if I average 20 words a minute.  I am still at a bit of a block on how to get the story rolling, and I hope to not get wrapped around the axle with all the research I need to get done.  We’ll see.

I did Sid’s 3-act structure for my story, and my goal is about 100,000 words.  If I hit my NaNo goal of 50,000 by the end of the month, I won’t even make it past the middle of the book.  So, what that tells me, is I can be somewhat loose with some of the details with regards to research, and fill that ‘tech’ stuff in later.  Maybe I plow through all aspects of the book in rough form, and come back to add in substance where it is needed.  I should be able to hit all the key points in 50,000 words, and still keep it relatively coherent.  Again, we’ll see.

 

Ok, it’s 9:20.  I’m off to write!

Performance Anxiety

Posted By on November 1, 2011

NaNoWriMo-1, Paul-0

Well, it’s the first of November.  I should be hammering away at the keyboard on my story, but the strangest thing has happened – I cannot think of how to start.  I have been thinking about this story for the last month and a half, and I even stayed up late last night working on my outline.  I worked a lot of things out on the beginning and part of the middle.  I have had the end mostly worked out for quite some time, but now, I cannot think of how to get it goin on!

My plan was to write first thing every morning, say from 8:ish to 10:ish.  It’s now about 9:30, and I cannot seem to find my voice.  I did a quick log into my Youtube Channel to see if anyone actually watched my vlog from yesterday, and I ended up spending some 45 minutes watching useless videos about nothing at all.  I have to head out to the shop to get some things done out there in order to mail a package today, and after that, I am free to write all daylong.  Hopefully, I can find my tongue by then and get some words down.

A Novel, in 30 days: NaNoWriMo

Posted By on October 31, 2011

It’s that time of year, folks.  NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow.  Well, at midnight tonight if you are one of the passionate ones.  Me?  I’m passionate, but not THAT passionate.  I plan on knocking out about 2,300 words a day, for the next 30 days.  Well, actually only Monday thru Friday.  I’m taking the weekends for family time.  I can write during the day, while they are away at school and work.  This is all contingent on me finding a paying job that is.  All bets are off at that point, and I will have to seriously look at my time and schedule to see if this makes it all the way.

Don’t get me wrong – I want to make it to the end.  I’ve tried making it to the end for 9 years, and one thing or another always comes up and I fail.  One year, I was swamped with work.  One year, I just gave up.  One year, I made it to some 15,000 words before calling it quits because I got blocked, and could not find any way to unblock myself.  I thought about killing off the main character, but he was so much part of where the story was going, it didn’t seem fair.  So, I just quit.

This year will be different!  I have created (am creating) a form of outline.  In years past, I have always worked from the seat of my pants.  No outline – no direction.  No wonder I got blocked that one year.  No wonder I lost interest all those other years.  This year,I have a plan.  A plan that if I get stuck on one part of the story, I can skip to another part and write on it long enough to un-stick the issue.  Also,I am using a new software this year.  It’s called Scrivener.

Scrivener is a great writing platform that has all sorts of tools for writing a novel.  It was originally created for Mac lovers only, but they are in development of a PC version.  It is in Beta right now, and so far, it looks wonderful.  I plan on whole heartily using the cork board function to sort out my outline and orginize my novel track.  I feel having the right tools makes all the difference in the world on a big project like this.

I plan on writing daily on the novel, and if all goes well, I will write daily here with short updates on the progress.  I also plan on ‘Vlogging‘ my progress on YouTube.  The whole vlogging thing is something I stumbled upon while surfing the NaNo forums.  If it gives me any morsel of inspiration to continue to write, I am all for it!  Feel free to click over and subscribe to my feeds.  You might be 1 of 6 people in the entire world to watch, and isn’t that an exclusive group?  Plus, when I sell my novel for millions ( I know – I’m dreaming) you can say you watched me before I was famous…

Writers Block

Posted By on August 14, 2011

Does it exist? This has been a long debated topic in the writing world. I have been to many many website discussing the issue, and the determination is usually split. Yes it does exist, and the writer cannot get words out. or No, it does not exist, and the writer is being lazy.

I honestly think that both determinations are somewhat true. How is that for being on the fence? I do believe that Writers Block exists and hampers writers from getting words out. Let me rephrase that – I think it prevents writers from getting quality work out. Yes, any writer can sit down and write on a story or piece, and sound like a complete donkey. Is anything getting accomplished? Well, a little. You can always go back and edit out the really terrible stuff. I think though, that the writer who cries “Writers Block” is just saying that they are not in “the zone”, and will just rather sit there waiting for the words to pop into their head. I know I have done this. A lot. Sometimes after sitting here at the key board for what seems like an eternity, my mind will wander off and find all sorts of things that I could be doing instead of thinking about writing. Going back and filing 5 year old tax paperwork? Sure. Organizing my sock drawer? Why not. Doing in internet search for all the ways that there, their and they’re can be used? Most definitely.

To completely dismiss Writers Block as being lazy is a bit arrogant, to say the least. Some people just have the mental tact to push through those moments of un-inspiration. The rest of us just get more done around the house/office until the writing becomes more clear in our minds. Take my writing from Friday as an example. I read my writing prompt and started typing. For the life of me, I could not get into what the writing prompt was asking for. I sat and typed for more than 30 minutes about how stupid the exercise was and how on earth could I just jump into a story from just a writing prompt. But when I actually did, the next 15 minutes or so blew by me like it was nothing. I do believe Writers Block is completely mental, but I am not “lazy” for thinking that. It’s just my mind is wired differently than others.

Matchbook #1

Posted By on August 12, 2011

So, I bought this book about a week ago, and it is called The Writers Book of Matches, 1,001 Prompts. It’s for those of us that need a little inspiration to write sometimes. Ihave not used it until today, and my first prompt was: , and here is what I come up with.

 

“What do you mean you lost my reservation?” I said. The maître d looked confuse at my question.

“I’m sorry sir?” he said with his blank face.

Again, I asked “What do you mean you lost my reservation? I called in to confirm just yesterday, and they said that you would be ready for us precisely at 6:00 p.m. and here it is 5:58.”

He looked down at his book and said “I will look again sir, but as I stated previously…” his voice trailing off and the sudden look of realization came over his face. “Well, it looks like I must have over looked you name sir. Please forgive me.” He begged. “If you would please like to follow me. I’ll show you to your table.”

He stepped from behind his little maître d podium and led Carly and I through a beaded curtain doorway and down a rather long hallway. At the end of the hallway, there were two doors, one on each side. He led us into the doorway on the left. We entered into an enormous room with just 4 tables, where they could have easily placed 16 tables. Two of the tables had other diners at various stages of their meals, and the other two were open.

“Do you have a preference, sir?” asked the maître d.

“This one here will do fine, Giles.” I said playfully, pointing to the table in the corner.

The maître d again looked confused at my comment. He really had no idea what was going on. I almost snickered.

He pulled the chair out for Carly as I slid into the seat facing out. He mumbled something about the waiter and departed.

Carly looked at me and said “One of these days, Peter. You are going to get into trouble when you run into a person that is resistant to your mind games.”

I smiled at her and said “I will relish the day, my dear. Here I am, 41 years young and have yet to come across anyone that is remotely aware of what I can do. You are truly a unique creature. That is why I married you.”

 

That was 15 minutes.  Actually, it was more like 45 minutes, and I wrote a bunch of crap until I got my muse focused on the page.

Amy

Posted By on August 10, 2011

Amy
by Paul B. Kohler

Amy was just two years old, and needed to be a part of everything. All she wanted to do was explore her surroundings. “How does this work? What’s over there? Or, what’s that over there, by that thing?”

Her parents left her inside while they went out to shovel snow. Tending to the weather was hard enough; adding a toddler to deal with would have been just too much. Amy didn’t mind though. It gave her time to investigate the places where she wasn’t supposed to be. Her favorite place was the place where she took her bath. It was fun. That special place had a big mirror on the back of the door. She liked to go in and close the door behind her. She spent hours in front of that mirror. Everything she did, the girl in the mirror did identically. “Was it magic? Who was behind the door? Why did she look like me?” All the questions went unanswered.

That’s not why Amy went into the bathroom today. She wanted to know what was behind the small doors beneath the sink. The doors would never open. No matter how hard she pulled, they would never open more than inch. Her mom and dad could open them all the way, but they always closed them before Amy could see what was inside.

The doors in the kitchen, that were just like them, always opened easily. Plus, there was always stuff to play with inside. Pots, Pans, books, and boxes. She loved to pull everything out of the cabinets and climb in to play hide and seek with her daddy. It was one of her favorite things to do.

“How did they do it?” she wondered. She ran to the doors and with her tiny hands on door knobs, pulled both doors at the same time. Nothing. She pulled harder, grunting. She thought she had felt them budge, but her little hands slipped off of the handles, and she went tumbling backwards. The doors refused to give up their innocent secret. Amy got back up, pouting, and walked back over to the cabinet. She gripped one handle and gently pulled open the door as far as it would go, trying to peak inside. It was really dark in there.

Wait, what was that at the top of the door? It looked like something or someone was holding the door shut from the inside. She tried to touch the mysterious white latch, but the door pinched her fingers when she leaned against it. “WOAA” she cried. Whatever was behind the doors, bites.

Amy became bored with the tiresome doors and went to play with the big water chair. She watched her mom and dad use it all the time. They would first lift up the cover, then sit down. Well, mommy always sat down. Daddy sometimes stood. After sitting for a while they would stand up, get dressed again, and push the little silver button. WHOOSH!! She thought that was so neat, and decided to try it herself.

First, she tried to lift up the lid. The weight of the lid surprised her, and it took both of her hands to get it all the way up. Up. Up.

There!

Once the lid was open, Amy began playing with the water that was inside the bowl. “If I only had my little rubber ducky…” She mused. Amy’s hands were getting cold from the water, so she reached up and pushed the silver button.

WHOOSH!! All the water went away down the drain. Wait, it’s filling up again. How does that work? She reached up again and pushed the silver button. WHOOSH!! This time she giggled. WHOOSH!! WHOOSH!! She laughed uncontrollably. This thing makes the funniest noises.

Then she noticed the defiant doors again. How could she get those doors open? She pulled one of the doors open from the top this time, and when her little wet hand slipped behind the door, it must have knocked whatever was holding the door shut, loose. The door was now open all the way.

Amy sat down in front of the cabinet, anxious to see inside. The cabinet was filled with all sorts of things. Things she had never seen before. She grabbed the first thing that caught her eye. It was a big stick attached to an upside down rubber bowl. She turned it over and, as with everything else that she grabbed, put it in her mouth.

“YUCK..” That’s not very good. Realizing that it smelled just as bad as it tasted, she quickly dropped it on the floor next to her.

With the plunger out of the way, she noticed several rolls of soft white tissue paper. She knew what these were. Her mom and dad always yelled at her whenever she pulled down on the roll that hung next to the water chair. Amy didn’t like getting yelled at so she just pushed them aside.

What was that behind the toilet paper? In the back was a bottle with a picture on it. It was a picture of a bald, muscular man with his arms crossed, wearing an earring and a white T-shirt.

Was he smiling at me? She wondered, but she couldn’t tell because the bottle was to far away. She thought if she could only reach the bottle, all her questions would be answered. She stretched out as far as she could, but her little arm was not long enough to reach it.

Amy realized she could fit inside the cabinet, like the ones in the kitchen. She stood up, turned around, took a few steps backwards, and then sat down, right into the cabinet.

Yippee, I’m in!

Once inside, she looked at the back side of the door and saw what had been holding it shut. It was a thin piece of plastic at the top edge. She reached up to grab it so she could break it off. As she pulled it to her, the door followed.

“WOAA”, she screamed as the door pinched her little fingers, again.

She would have normally been scared by her new found darkness, if she hadn’t gotten used to it playing hide and seek with daddy. She thought she was so sly, and she began to snicker. Amy sat there in the dark for a long minute waiting for her daddy to come find her. Where is he, she wondered.

“Daddy”, she called out for him.

No response. She called out again, but louder this time. “DADDY”. Still nothing. She decided to go find him instead, and tried to push the door open. The door only opened about an inch, then closed again. She tried the other door, but got the same results. Frustrated, she tried both doors at the same time. Still, she had no success.

She was beginning to get scared of the darkness and started to whimper. She tried to stand up, and immediately smacked her head on the bottom of the sink. She started to cry and called for her parents. “Mommy!” sniffle “Daddy!” The tears started rolling down her little cheeks, and dropping into her lap. She wondered why they weren’t coming. Her parents usually ran to her and gave her lots of love and attention whenever she started to cry. Amy knew this, and she began to cry louder and louder.

Amy continued to wonder, “Why won’t they come?” She couldn’t remember doing anything bad, or anything that she should be punished for. A moment later, Amy thought she heard something. She again tried to stand up, and struck her precious head on the bottom of the sink. This time it hurt worse than it did the first time. She reached up to soothe her aching head. When her hand got to the growing bump, she felt that her hair was wet.

It was too dark in the cabinet to notice that the wetness on her head was not water, but her own blood gushing from a cut. An exposed screw used to attach the sink to the cabinet gashed her head.

Amy, started to panic, and began to pound her little hands on anything she could reach. Each hit of her hands, caused a loud ‘Thud’ or ‘Smack’. Along with her now out of control crying and screams, the noises were starting to hurt her eardrums. But she continued to throw her arms around frantically, trying to break free from this cage she was in, knocking over bottles and jars.

After some time, she stopped pounding her fists on the doors, due to exhaustion. Her once squeaky voice was now hoarse from the screaming and crying. The knuckles on her hands had swelled up and were coated with blood. “How long have I been in here?” she wondered. It seemed like forever to her.

Amy’s once soft, long blonde hair was now soaked with blood that had drained from the cut on her head. The coagulated blood had formed into a large gob of dark red goo.

Her crying weakened to a muffled sob; she began to get dizzy. “What was going on?” she thought. She started to lose control of her balance and her eyelids were feeling very heavy. She fought to maintain consciousness, but her cloudy mind was loosing its grip of reality. She visualized her parents in her mind for the last time. She missed them so.

Amy tried one last time to call out for them. ‘mooommy’, ‘daady’. Her quiet little voice went unheard as she lost her battle to stay awake, and slipped into another place.

Writing for dollars!

Posted By on August 9, 2011

I first started to think about writing was probably back in 1998. At least that is when I really first gave it thought. I wrote a short story called Amy, and at the time I felt it was quite good. Since then, I have envisioned myself as a real, published author some day. even though I have not really finished up on any of the novel attempts that I have started, I still can see myself as being an author someday.

Now that I am some 13 years beyond that first short story, and seeing myself in that crisp, albeit unrealistic vision, I now wonder if I, or even any new aspiring author can break into print. With the way of the handheld readers have gone, I feel the days of the printed book are numbered. I wonder if the sensation will be the same, say in 10 to 15 years when the only books being printed will be law books and the bible. And for that matter, what will the book contracts be valued at in that medium? The days of selling the $25 plus dollar per hardback book will be gone and any book will be able to be able to be had for $10 and have it zapped to your handheld. The publisher will no longer print books, but click a mouse button and keep more of the profits. With the population constantly growing, the demand for quality, original stories should also increase, but with the increased population, the number of available authors will have also increased. Which one will be the victor? I only think about these things because not only do I want to be a published author for the notoriety of it, I also would like to make a living doing so. And if writing a book over the span of say, 9 months, and I sell that book for anything less than 3/4′s of my current salary, I would not be real happy. I’m not saying this because I am greedy, but I am. Why should I work hard on writing a novel just to put money into my publishers pockets for clicking that mouse button?

Even though this whole topic seems like a downer, I am still positive about writing. i honestly do enjoys it, and I feel I would enjoy it so much more if I could share it with many people. And if I could make a few bucks along the way, the better.